oh my god

I just got away scott free.. i got pulled over right up the street and i only have a permit.. i told the cop i am in the fire academy. and he believed me!! i was doing 47 in a 25 and got pulled over, my first thought was "my daD is gonna kill me," then i pulled some royal shit that stunk so bad it smelld good outta my ass and told him i am in the fire academy because i have fire department plates. he let me off with a warning